" I can't believe they took our lube." - Murphy
"The lube is on the loose!" - Pridgeon
"He was always known as the bachelor." - Pridgeon
"Is this where you want me to put it? - Murphy
"I guess so." - B Taylor
"I really could have used that lube last night." - Anonymous
At the Orbit Room for the Coheed & Cambria concert-
"Hey do you guys have any rolling papers?" - Stranger
"No but we have a small plastic bag"- Murphy
"Me too!" - Stranger
"I'll just slip it in here." -Murphy
"...Seriously." - Betsy
"I get myself into these situations because i'm good on the phone and great on the internet."
- Murphy
"I'm all fucked up!" - Some kid out loud in accounting class
"I'm gonna get my oil changed and go get gas." - Murphy
"Get your oil changed and kick ass??" - Pridgeon
Pridgeon and Murphy are in the car on the way to class...
"Hey Betsy, me and Pridgeon are on our way to class, could you order our dinner?- Murphy
"How about I come over and do your laundry too!" - B Taylor
"Girls our age are either married with kids or Sex and the City, there's no in between." - Murphy
"So I've been cutoff from sex." - Anonymous
" Guess who's an intellectual whore." - Murphy
"We're getting our P-P's slapped hard!" - Murphy
"I've had my P-P cut off!" - Pridgeon
Murphy and Pridgeon in line at Qdoba
"How old are you?" - Random Lady
"25, Why?" - Murphy
"You don't look 25 there's no way." - Random Lady
" Here's my ID, where is this going?" - Murphy
"I wish I was done with my checkride so I could waste my time watching you." - B Taylor
6:30 PM Random Sunday Night
" Are your clothes off again?" - Pridgeon
" So?" - Murphy
"Don't worry guys the women will move the tables." - B Taylor
"Well i'm all for equal rights." - Murphy
"Yeah, I mean you guys can vote now." - Pridgeon
"Look at the girl in the purple dress." - Murphy
"She looks like Grimmace from McDonalds." - Pridgeon
"Alison, you can stay in my room if you like." - Murphy
"Somebody's desperate." - Alison
"Let's do it when we are both drinking." - B Taylor
" I need to get a razor for my balls and my neck." - Murphy
"I'll just be single the rest of my life." - Kenzi
" Yea, you'll be a 45 year old captain, single, but hey daddy will be happy." - Pridgeon
"So you know how I slept with my ex this past March?" - Kulik
"Yeah." Pridgeon/Murphy
"She got engaged this past weekend." - Kulik
"I love the chase...." - Murphy
"Yeah well I feel like i'm in a failed marriage." - Pridgeon
"Yeah you've got AIDS (Aviation Induced Divorce Syndrome.)" - Murphy
"So were going to Walmart to get food right?" - Murphy
"Yeah." - Kulik
"Good I don't have to put a shirt on then." - Murphy
"Who are these fuck sticks?" - Murphy
" I don't know some religious group." - Pridgeon
"Instead of filing sexual harassment lawsuits, that girl needs to get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!" - Doug
"You think i'm gay don't you?" - Murphy
"I don't know." - Murphy's mom
"Well do you call here if she doesn't call you?" - Murphy's mom
"No, I called her four days in a row, its her turn to call me!!" - Pridgeon
"Oh do your duty.... Call her!" -Murphys mom (Pridgeon got served, handed pearl necklace)
"How many people have slept in your bed?" - Murphy's mom
" Well a lot of dudes." - Murphy
"OK TTYL." - Murphy
"????" - Waitress
"You haven't had sex in a year and you say TTYL?" - Alex
"Take me to Starbucks."- Murphy
At the drive-thru
"What do you want?" - Pridgeon
"I'll have a mint mocha chip frappuccino."- Murphy
"Are you fucking kidding me?" - Pridgeon
At the gym...
"You know I read that if you could only do one ab exercise the rest of your life the bicycle is the best one to do." - Murphy
"Yeah but I feel so gay doing it." - Pridgeon
"Yeah, you may look gay but you'll have great abs! I mean come on, I read it on the internet so it must be true." - Murphy
"Oh yeah! Just like everything else you've researched on the internet." - Pridgeon
"Pridge, everyime you do something like this a little piece of me dies inside." - Kulik
"Kulik, do you have any aloe?" - Murphy
"No." - Kulik
"Well i'll have to go buy some, but I need someone to put it on for me." - Murphy
"That's Pridgeons job."- Kulik
At Meijer buying ice cream.
"Should we get Ben and Jerry's?" - Gus
"How about Karmel Sutra?"- Pridgeon
"Are we seriously going to get this?" -Gus
"We'd be stupid not to get this." - Murphy
"Pridge, what time are we getting up tomorrow? - Murphy
"Getting up? for what?- Pridgeon
"Cinnamon rolls."- Murphy
